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raggot armageddon

Don't forget to also take a look at the remainder of the Discord rules while you are at it! Lots of crazy things came up about me at first, especially from the tabloids. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. Suffering a broken nose from a grebil being launched out of someone's anus. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the tubing like a cannonball. Versions of the following gerbilling fiction date back at least to 1993 when a faked United Press International item appeared on the Internet, one that named Vito Bustone and Kiki Rodriguez of Lake City, Florida, as the accident victims.

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Actually from the LA Times

raggot armageddon

New York: Ballantine Books, 1994. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. Like the doomed gerbils themselves, this story has no legs. That poor gerbil who obviously suffers from low self esteem being shot out of a guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel on Rocky and Bullwinkle.

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untrue hamster 'article'

raggot armageddon

The police mercifully decided this was all a tad too much even for Thailand and so cracked down on these types of shows, and good for them. I'd rather use binoculars to stare at the sun. How does one ever take a healthy shit after something like this? It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers, causing it to scurry further up Kiki's colon, which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out of the cardboard tube like a cannonball. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. I'm sorry, but that's like looking through a telescope into hell. They are included on the Darwin Awards website because they are inspirational narratives of the astounding efforts of legendary Darwin Awards contenders.

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Actually from the LA Times

raggot armageddon

Either way, I don't want to see it, but for some reason I have to know. Tomazewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract. What kind of people are those Mormons? Documented Malfunctions Include Severe Over-Pressures, Ruptured Chambers, Projectile Impaction, and Deep Seated Denial. Wallner References: Walton and Johnson Page. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil. Is it true 'bout those found foreign objects? Gere was allegedly brought in for treatment. Apparently, through the cardboard tubing from a paper towel roll, the rodent had been forced into his rectum.

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Armageddon!!... the gerbil

raggot armageddon

I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. Like similar legends such as , this tale has been applied to various public figures who are known or believed to be homosexual, and it has stuck with one in particular: Richard Gere. Long ago, if not far away, I recorded the Saga of Raggot the Ballistic PyroGerbil, a story now lost to a faulty hard drive which claimed I was backing up to floppy when in fact I was creating a shortcut. Flames shot out the tube, ignited Mr.

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RAGOUT THE GERBIL! : BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND!

raggot armageddon

. People walking around woth these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums. And the smell of burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God's green earth. Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of someone's anus. Someone I know watched a girl stuff a bird up her vagina, but something went horribly wrong, and the poor bird did not survive :. What kind of people are those Mormons? This happened in Salt Lake City. I'm morbidly curious - does it in fact exist? Hollywood producers wishing to shovel unusually large sums of money in my direction in return for making a Major Cinematic Event starring Brad Pitt and Britney Spears are welcome to do the same.

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1998 Urban Legend: Gerbil Rocket

raggot armageddon

Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in their rectums. I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond family. Doctors, like most people, often repeat urban legends and stories told to them by others as first-person experiences, hence our standard for declaring this true is a peer-reviewed journal article rather than anecdote. The awesome thing is that the damage ticks for a long time, esp if you are in a fire fight. And the smell of burning anus must be in the top five most horrible scents on the face of God's green earth. Times Syndicate, requesting the reproduction rights to the work for the Wild Utah issue in your hand.

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Armageddon!!... the gerbil

raggot armageddon

Is it true what they say about gerbils? It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball. Sadly, Ragout the gerbil did not survive the incident. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. Submitted by: , References: Walton and Johnson Page Awful? I tried to retrieve Raggot but he simply would not come out, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him. Not sure why mops sent this to me? This includes where to obtain them, how they work and how to use them.

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